The Odyssey Of The Work Place Romance

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Hey Lovies,

I swear a million times over that Naija is where the life is! With all the suffering going on there’s always correct gist going on. Honestly, I love my yankee friends but y’all are boring joor…haba. My naija friends expecially the LasGidi ones always got one gist or the other for me. My BBM and Whatsapp always popping with one gist or the other. These people know how to rob one of sleep cos they be pinging in the middle of the night my time. Sheesh…………

So now to the koko. I know I’ve written about married women now cheating on their husbands and I probably know of one personally but mehnnnnnn the gist that reached me a few days ago, happening at a major Multi National Oil & Gas in Lagos………….this gist is like weed on crack. Yeah, you heard, weed on crack! B’liiiv’ that!

So there’s this babe who works in one of these Multinationals, lets call her Priye. So Priye ehn, she got married early and has 3 kids. Apparently her husband is not the best bloke on the block so they’ve been having major issues. Heard the guy is stingy as hell too but thankfully Priye has her cushioned job at this Oil Company. Any hoos, her husband’s business was once thriving, but somehow sha business went south. Priye wasn’t really bothered or affected cos the guy had not been taking care of her and the kids in the first place. With business gone south, her hubby’s behavior got worse so Priye started contemplating a divorce but eventually changed her mind. Where was she going with 3 kids? It was to sit down and weather the storm…………………until absolutely unbearable.

Now Priye haven examined her marriage properly and decided she didn’t love her husband anymore – marra of fact she detested him but she didn’t want to walk away from the marriage because of what you archaic, judgmental, self-righteous naija people say about a divorced woman. She decided she wasn’t going to go through a divorce but she would eat her cake and have it. She would remain married and have as many affairs as she wants, satisfy her sexual desires (her husband is a 1 minute man. Men, men, men!! How many times have I called you?? 3 TIMES O! Especially you naija men that will come and kiss sloppily, and can’t do foreplay even if your life depends on it. Then you will now have the nerve to come and hump 3 times and gbam its end of story!! Those 2 things on our chest are not ping pong balls to be slapped around biko. The lips are not dirty jeans that need to be washed with your spit; ewww…so gross. Neither is it ponmo from Shitta that you will just be wa rough on it.  What’s wrong with you people????? You berra go get some agbo jedi or Viagra or something please. Naija girls aren’t playing with y’all anymore o. The stories I hear this day ehn – even the devil is afraid of the sexual escapades naija women are into these days. Even me I bow!)

Back to the matter.     

Priye was on the prowl sha. No man, especially the good looking ones would escape her. Word circulating is that Priye even always had condoms in her bag. This girl was always prepared. As far as I’m concerned, this girl has life issues – quarter life crises maybe sef.
Next thing we heard o is that Priye has the hots for her born again boss at work.  Born again boss was married unfortunately for her but mehnnn this girl wouldn’t back off. She started looking for every excuse to go to his office, stand next to him, and work late cos the guy was a workaholic and usually working till late at night. Looks like oga born again must have been firing some serious prayers against all daughters of jezebel at work cos before you could bat an eyelid Priye had been transferred to another department.

Her new oga was one Edo boy who was weak as hell. Couldn’t hold his own or fire dangerous prayers against Priye like her former boss, so he caved. Not only did he cave, Priye had him wrapped around her thumbs like a toddler on lollipop. According to the gist, it was pathetic. The whole company knew about it but no one dared say anything about it. One girl whom I also know that works at the Oil Company actually tried bringing it up to their boss’s boss but she ended up getting fired. A few days after she left people found out Priye was also dating her boss’s boss and she had got wind of what this girl was up to and had her fired.

Priye was going on out of town trips with her boss and his boss, 3 days to 1 week at a time. While no one else in the department had ever been approved for an out of town\country “conference”, Priye had been to almost every major city in the world on “training”. Yup she was training her assets all right. **side eye. My question this times was please o, where is she telling her husband she’s going to? And how come he wasn’t suspecting anything? I don’t get marriages these days. Yet, some people will come and be forming with 2 rings acting like they are queen sheba cos they’re married. If I slap some people ehn!! Mchewwww. Fakes oshi. But the genuine ones though…..I throw so many kisses your way. Lord knows I love good and genuine people.

Back to the matter….again

Priye unearthed another chic that was against her lifestyle and got that one fired pronto. In short sha, she was in control of the 3rd leg of this suckers called her bosses and in control of the whole department. She and her ass have become legendary in broad day light.
By the time the men count was 4 at the same time in the same office, I was like naaaa this girl is using jazz on these men. There is no way it’s all about what’s between her legs. Abi could it be?
I told my friend that abeg, if this girl is not using jazz you berra get close to her to find out what she’s saying or doing to these men cos this is beyond human comprehension, AND I NEED THE RECEIPE!!

Heheheheh…….see how your ears are at attention. You too want to know what she’s doing abi? Lol…. I ain't sharing!!!

Much as I would love to say that every married woman should close her legs & heart to men other than her husband – I would be wasting my time honestly. This issue is a matter of to each his own. Haven had my own share of experience, I can attest to how some situations make you want to do despicable things. It really takes MAJOR Grace to be able to maintain dignity & have some high morals when you are in a really bad situation. During those times, the last person you are doing anything right for is your spouse. You have to think of yourself, think of your relationship with God, think of your children. I cannot judge anyone, less I be judged but mehnnnnn Naija babes I hail o.


Xoxo....
Love is a beautiful thing.

              

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April 3, 2015 at 8:39 PM delete

@SAVANNAH: (Using my Southern drawl)Well,dear cousin of life,that part about Nigerian men being 1-minute indomie bombs isn't entirely wrong but some of us have had to go to India to learn the Karma Sutra from Guru Rajaj Singh to avoid this tag,fellas y'all should do the same. Also while y'all at it get Dr.John Gray's "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus"...Sista mi e'ni payan*erin ti fe pa mi yo ni bi Ooo*lmao*lol*

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April 6, 2015 at 8:03 AM delete

Hahhh...Hahhh. My husband must not even know things like these are happening in the work place o. But Babes, this is small. You should hear what happens at my office on the island. Glorified brothel as far as i'm concerrned

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Sugar Girl
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April 6, 2015 at 8:33 AM delete

Sav....Sav..... All this incomplete jist. Abeg give us the name of this madam and the company abeg.

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May 8, 2015 at 9:31 AM delete

Pls Sav, is diz blog still alive??? I come here like everyoda day hoping to get some latest gists...Biko, ur fans are waiting...No Dulling

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May 8, 2015 at 9:52 AM delete

Lmaoooo.... ahhhh no vex oo. Chaiii @ dulling. Been dealing with a lot this past month but no worries, i'm coming up with something asap.
xoxoxo...

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