Sisi, my son likes you o

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Hey…hey…..heyyyyy,

What’s shaking people?. No’in much here o, just chilling. Thankful and grateful for all I have.

So what gist do I have going on here? This is something that happened about 4 months ago.
I really don’t understand what’s going on these days honestly. Maybe I’m so old school and I don’t know what the trend is about asking a woman out. In short sha, this man boy’s mother and older sister toasted me abi it’s quarter to toasting ni, on behalf of this grown ass man child.

I’ve said this a million times that I’m always minding my business jeje when people bring ish to me. I was in an African store, buying my naija groceries when I noticed one yellow pawpaw boy eyeing me. I had to look over my shoulder a couple of times to be sure he wasn’t starring at someone behind me; sure enough he was starring right at me. Now I’m a very correct girl so I don’t knock an admirer’s glances, they can look all they want. My job is to smile politely and thank baba God that he made me easy on the eye….lol.

Anyhoos, as I maneuvered through the aisle in the store, this boy kept following me up and down smiling one kind smile. Ahn…ahn… at this point I was like abi diarrhea n worry eleyi ni?
So I get to the checkout counter and standing in a far corner was yellow pawpaw grinning from ear to ear. Standing right to my side though were two women (older like 60’s and mid 40’s) who were checking me out, whispering to each other and nodding and then repeating the process. At this point I was like okay I need to gerrourahere fast and go look in a mirror cos something ain’t right if 2 women are checking me out.

I finished paying for my items and proceeded to exit the store when the older of the women said ahhh please I want to talk to you, don’t go okay. So I smiled and said okay ma but continued to walk towards the door. She followed me outside o. By the time I turned around I saw the two women and yellow paw paw standing behind me. It was at that point that I realized they must all be together. He stood there smiling sheepishly; the following conversation ensued:

Younger woman: hello my dear, what’s your name?
Me: Sav
Older woman: you are beautiful o
Me: ahh thank you ma
Older woman: where are you from?
Me: I’m Yoruba (I could see they were Igbo)
Mama: Yoruba? Ehn ehn…. Issokay. Are you married?
Me: No
Mama: You get man?
Me: ahh….chuckling…… no answer
Mama: no need to answer sef because e no matter as long as you never marry. You are now ours. This is my son (points to son) Ebube, and he showed you to us in the store and said he likes you. And as my daughter and I were looking at you inside we liked what we saw.
Me: trying soooo hard not to laugh like a hyena at what I was hearing.
Younger woman: where do you work?
Me: so so….company
Younger woman: what do you do there?
Me: …..so…so…so
Younger woman: ohh okay…..so that means you went to school.
Me: nods in the affirmative
Mama: ahh that’s good, that’s good. We must marry you. In fact as I’m seeing you now I cannot let you go. My son must marry you. Will you marry him?
Me: still chucking like an idiot there
Mama: It’s true. He really likes you ehn…you are a fine girl. Oya what is your number so we can call you

Didinrin yellow pawpaw who has been quiet this whole time steps forward with his phone in his hand with that darn primary 5 grin on his face.
I call out my number to him and he immediately dials it saying “I want to test to make sure the number is real”.

They reiterate they will be calling me. Me, I save the number as: YELLOW PAWPAW, DO NOT PICK UP.

Within the next 24hrs Yellow calls me at least 10 times and leave a barrage of voicemails, none of which I listened to. Delete…Delete….Delete. More calls over the next few days, all ignored.

If your mum and sister have to come do the talking on your behalf, you best keep stepping to your diaper change cos ain’t nobody got time for lil boys. Let the real men step up please! Gaddem it!


Xoxo
Sav.




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Jizzel
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September 2, 2015 at 8:57 AM delete

Rotflmao... Wait, so he stayed silent the whole time you were "toasted" on his behalf? What a joker!!!! Sorry not interested *blank stare*

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September 2, 2015 at 11:03 AM delete

Biko, listen to one of the voice messages he left to confirm he can speak! Maybe his sis and mom pressed "mute" on their remote control when he was at the store sha!

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September 2, 2015 at 11:03 AM delete

Lolll....girrrrl he sure was; standing behind them cheesing like a Cheshire cat. and you know we already have one of those one time ....wink...wink ...remember?

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September 2, 2015 at 11:09 AM delete

Eez true! It may very well be d sis/mom leaving you voice messages oooo.

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September 2, 2015 at 11:09 AM delete

Eez true! It may very well be d sis/mom leaving you voice messages oooo.

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September 2, 2015 at 11:47 AM delete

I'm still in shock.. and the idiota only spoke up when he wanted to "test your number" to make sure it was the right one?? mschewwwwww!!!

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September 2, 2015 at 11:53 AM delete

Loll @ shock. I could have sworn he was literally dumb until that moment. Sheeeeeeesh.....

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ola ola
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September 2, 2015 at 7:23 PM delete

Hahaha @ test your number. I don't blame him tho... lest all the women's efforts were in vain

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Tee top
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September 2, 2015 at 10:03 PM delete

I guess he was intimidated . He will get it right when he is 50. Mschew!!!!!!

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September 2, 2015 at 10:51 PM delete

Lol @ 50! Don't hold ur breath. ...Tht one won't get it right

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September 3, 2015 at 6:34 AM delete

ah!!! this is soooooooooooo bad.... ur sis and mom doing the talking for u and he jus stood there like a child that was scolded and probably smiling sheepishly.make i no talk too much cos u fit change ur mind na take himcall come observe say yellow pawpaw da sweet before we knw we go see anoda post titiled 'lemme gist u abt the shy yellow pawpaw"



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September 3, 2015 at 10:56 AM delete

Lolll @50!. Like Lapo said, that will be a miracle. If mummy is still "changing his diaper" at this age there is hardly any hope left for him". #MFM to the rescue

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September 3, 2015 at 10:57 AM delete

Lolll you're not serious. Hiannnn change which mind. I'm VERY sure I'm a good few years older than he is sef.

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September 4, 2015 at 11:08 AM delete

ok o.... i da wait for updated post on the matter

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