Craziest Hoeism Story Ever......& its on the Internet

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Hummm, i swear ehnn, the things people share in this world.....
I came across this story that's trending on Yankee Twitter, and it's about this girl who is a self proclaimed hoe (Biko, how person go give herself that kain title ehn? Pls somebody rationalize this thing for me). Anyhoos, this girl shares the most epic hoe gist EVER!! I spent a really good portion of my time reading this thing and i swear my vocabulary will not be the same, neither will my already cray...cray sexual inuendos.
It's a long read but i swear it is very worth it! Just get some tea and balance some where. I literally LOL reading this and i'm for anything that makes people laugh.....really.
So here's the link below. I'll see if i can capture all the tweets so you dont have to open another link but in the meantime.....
Ohhh also, please take off your self righteous garment and leave it at the entrance before you start reading.. Yeah, i just said that! RELAX!!


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October 30, 2015 at 7:08 PM delete

I practically don't know what to say though I'm still surprised at 'self proclaimed hoe'... But this oyinbo lifestyle funny ooo cos I'm pretty sure if they were Nigerians they wldnt get spouses again #superstory #seasonalmovie

October 31, 2015 at 2:28 AM delete

This took me 30mins to read this "ish" am like for real,sis,this should be a #Hollywood script for all tell-all book on hoeism...chai!kei!!choi!!!This is really rolling deep into the sauce and outta the game...that's if I understand what I meant*lmho*lwkmd*lol*

November 1, 2015 at 7:17 AM delete

Lollllll!! Girl, but you knos the funniest thing, they would actually get husbands ooo. Forget that thing

November 1, 2015 at 7:19 AM delete

I betcha a bunch of hollywood producers reached out to her already looking to buy the rights to the story; and dont be surprised it will be a blockbuster.