May your enemies not come in the form of a bear

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**trying to catch my breath.
So last year my co-worker told me how there was a Bear freelancing on the golf course right next to our parking lot at work. There is really nothing separating our lot and the golf course. One moment you are on grass, the next, cement.

Since that day sha before i come out of my car i look left, right, front and back; even up sef cos that bear was eventually found sitting on a tree on the course watching animal control looking for it for a whole 2 weeks since it was first spotted.
Anyway i look everywhere o and plead the blood of Jesus and sprinkle imaginary Holy Water, Blood of Sprinkling and Anointing Oil before i power walk from my car to the entrance of our building.

Today, unfortunately i was busy singing and dancing to Ayan Jesu's CD when i parked and i just walked out like a normal person would. I was halfway from my car when i heard movement far behind me.
All i saw was a black person moving kind of fast; I was like haaaaa mogbe modaran! The Bear must be chasing this person ooo iwo olorun, haaaaaaaaa SEUN RUNNNN, RUNNNN, RUNNN oo Mama Mayo. Eran igbe will not cut your destiny oooo RUN.

My people thats how i started running oo.... shouting Jesus, Jesus, I'm fasting oooo don't forget oooo Jesuuuuus
Hummm, only for me to enter the building safely and turn back to see a black woman outside the door looking at me like i was crazy.
I opened the door and was like why were you running???? She said "ohh i was doing my morning jog around the parking lot".

Hummmm, just let me face my work this morning. I dont know who goes jogging in their work clothes.

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Uchay
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January 21, 2017 at 10:14 AM delete

Kai! ���������� I don Laff piss for body.

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Savannah
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January 26, 2017 at 10:28 PM delete

Lollll.. abeg i hope you hold tissue

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January 31, 2017 at 4:18 AM delete

Lol, see me laughing is the office. Btw I loved your post on Bella Naija.

Princess Audu

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Savannah
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January 31, 2017 at 11:29 AM delete

Lol.. I'm glad you enjoyed both! Please read on...

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Monday ogbeta
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July 24, 2017 at 4:30 PM delete

We shall over come over enemies in Jesus name. Those who was against us previously shall no peace any more.

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