Why Are Some Men Menopausal?
Men are menopausal! End of Story!
Heyyyyyyy Loovies. I am super sorry for the hiatus. You know
how sheeeet happens sometimes right? Well I’ve had a whole lotta sheeeet going
on these days………………..really but God is ever faithful though.
So I’ve had this story for a few weeks now but I really
didn’t know if I should or should not gist y’all because I don’t want people to
get mad at me. By people I mean men. By men I mean the ones on menopause. By
the ones on menopause I mean they probably will identify themselves from this
gist. I love you all with the love of God so please don’t get too menopausal
about this, and if you do- please make sure you have enough freezers to dip
your head in and midol cos I CAN’T DEAL! I’ll try to make this as general as possible
sha.
Sighhhh, so here goes.
So for a long time now I’ve always believed men have more emotional
issues than women, as in for real for real. So I was in Lasgidi recently to
chill (Yeah….my idea of chill is to head to Lagos. People don’t get my
obsession with Lagos, and really I don’t either but my classic response to that
now is “I was born in Lagos so obviously my placenta is buried somewhere there
thus my need to come there every chance I get”. Loll.. oh by the way, if you
wanna give me a gift ever, just give me a ticket to Lagos or something I can
apply towards buying a ticket. Ohh Yes I just said that!).
Okay back to my story. I met a few guys in Lag right, and
there have been some I’ve known before then. So see me see something oo, Lagos
trip was like a little over a month ago right and these Lag guys from day 1
asked me out. I’m like ahn..ahn.. y’all have no chill! Like for real…for real,
but it’s always fun though..Loll… This
kinda behavior is kinda normal though so I have a formula down to handling them.
I do have a few male friends – mostly converted from toaster/admirer to
friend/paddi of life/bro.
This particular guy started putting pressure on me and asked
me to be his woman, and was asking within a week for a response! (I really
should start doing Vlogs cos I cannot express the look on my face in
writing…like for real), and I’m like hunhh, you know me well enough in one
week, one week oo, one week pere to want to date me? Like what if I’m a psycho
person? What if I’m like an opa pa parada kind of girl? As in, what if I be
hopping on one leg shouting “Ofe….Ofeeee”?? Did you not read that tweet
circulating on social media about that guy that had been kinda dating one mami
water kain chick that showed him who she really was in a hotel in Port Harcourt!!!!
Ahn..ahn… please what is the hurry? I don’t get…I really don’t get it at all.
Me, trying to be reasonable and all was like ahh Pascal
(okay, of cos his name is not Pascal), we’ve only known each other for a few
days and really, I just want to be friends so I hope you understand. Pascololo
was like ehn Savannah, if we don’t put a name to our friendship we won’t value
it. In my head I was like ahh I have plenty names nau, there’s aki and pawpaw,
Papa Ajasco, there’s Simbi goes to school; I mean there are plenty of names we
could give our friendship other than we’re dating. Period!
That’s how before I could even volunteer these names
Pascololo removed me from BBM. I was like waittttt a minute, holdddd up, Pasco
removed me from BBM cos I said I’m not doing? Ahn..ahn… abi this boy is not
well ni? Mchewwww. Again, I can’t deal.
Now, I don’t like being in conflict or odd situations with
anyone and I prefer to talk things out (if your head is not on fire) so we are
all on the same page just in case there’s a miscommunication. So I sent
Pascololo a text calling him out on such menstrual behavior (sorry I meant
menopausal behavior), and dude was like yeah it was childish but he didn’t want
to be a pest. I’m like YOU THINK???
So ladies, have you encountered a situation like this where
the guy just does a complete 180 degree turn on you just because you’re not
feeling him or for whatever reason you can’t\won’t give him what he wants? I
mean why can’t we be friends if one party does not care to have more than that?
You men should stop behaving like this oo abeg cos this is
how women on menopause behave. Don’t ask me how I know – you go and google
symptoms. Oh, and by the way, I’ve experienced this with both older and younger
guys so I don’t think it has to do with age. My thing though is if a girl tells
you let’s be friends and you start unfriending\blocking\giving attitude,
believe me when I say that most girls would probably not want to date you after
you’re displayed that kinda behavior.
Girls, I wanna hear your stories please!!
Xoxoxo
Love is a beautiful thing.
20 comments
Write commentslolllll Sav, Sav. I'm calling you NOW
Replyhehehe...Sav, y u sef no gree na...d guy no fine ni? abi e no owe for pocket? wc one?
ReplyLol bhet we all know Sav has eyes for no one but Mr.Q. Have you not been following?
ReplySeun, on a serious note, where do you meet all these guys. Guys, pls save your time. We are team Q all the way.
ReplyI can't shout o, Bisi, I don't know who you are but Seun will kill you for mentioning Mr.Q.
ReplyThinking of it ehn, we need an update on Mr. Q!! So have you guys progressed? Referring to your Bella Article. We the people, a.k.a your readers, a.k.a your girls want to know.
It's Monday morning people! MONDAY MORNING, where people face work...ahn....ahn... lolll
ReplyBIsi, you're not well o I swear. Afi Team Q na. Why you gots to bring Q into this now ahn...ahn? Y'all will make a man's head be swelling this early. Where is your own story about menopausal men? That's the gist we want to read joor
Lol. I was thinking you were on my side before i realized you sef wants gist.
ReplyThanks for reading.
Lmaooo... e fine na. Fine die sef, his eyes got character sef... but abeg it's not by fine.
Replylol.... Sav, wc one is eye wey get character again? I never hear that 1 befor
ReplyLmaoo....Eyes that speak, and you know some guys will now come and be doing sinju -sinju to further bring attention to them. Shishhhhh we don't currr and it ain't working. You can sinju all day if you want sef.
Replyomg I had a guy who started calling me night and day from a blocked number, and all he did was breathe into the phone. i would be there shouting hello but no answer, just heavy breathing. Then it graduated from that to him playing horror movie audio clips when i pick up. All because i said i wasn't interested!!!!
ReplyHunnnhhh??? Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay this is not funny, and I really shouldn't be laughing but I can't help it. Are you serious right now? As in legit for real? lolll sorry oo.
ReplyInteresting thoughts, thanks for sharing!
Replywow!!!!!
ReplyREAD if l were a boy
Lol I enjoyed this post... Its my first time of hopping on ur blog.
Replywww.icelaw.me
Lmao boys do this all the time don't mind them. Children. lol @opapaparada though
ReplyAww thank you!! & I hope to see you here again.
Replylolllll.....but it's true now. I had to pain the most dire scenario.
ReplyDated this guy for some months, we were friends back in uni (i actually dated his friend back then, looonngg story). Anyways, we kept in touch after school, till this guy decided to confide of his love and attraction for me on day, i laughed it off and we remained cool.
ReplyI broke up with my bobo of like 7 years and somethings happened and he started again, so i was like what the hell, let's give it a shot! Few months later, i wasnt feeling the whole thing, still saw him as a friend and couldnt imagine doing freakystuff to a friend, catch my drift? so i broke it off.
This guy went off on me mehn! Collected every dime he ever gave me, every present he ever bought me, thank God im working and comfortable, I for suffer that month o! Bad mouthed me for weeks on fb, writing stories about bitches and stuff.
Fast forward to this year, im with the man of man dreams. he's now bringing his iranu leg that he wants us to be friends and possibly more. That he never got over me, and is waiting patiently for me. Ode oshi!
Waittttt, hold up, he collected all gifts back? Mehn!! Damn! Abeg thank your stars. You dodged a bullet right there. He's MAD for even trying to even come down. Affliction shall not rise again abeg. Mchewwwww.
ReplyIf there's anything I can't stand its an immature man. Thanks for sharing Hun!